Lee Duna to [email protected]English • 1 year agoApple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enoughwww.theregister.comexternal-linkmessage-square194fedilinkarrow-up11.15K
arrow-up11.15Kexternal-linkApple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enoughwww.theregister.comLee Duna to [email protected]English • 1 year agomessage-square194fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish58•1 year agoI had to read the title several times before I understood that the article isn’t about Apple Jacks, the cereal.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish14•1 year agoAlso I didn’t know Apple Jacks made juice profits, since when do they make juice?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•1 year agoAnd what are prices-to-juice profits? Like how much they make per balanced breakfast?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•1 year agoIt took me 24 hours, saw the headline yesterday morning and skipped over it. Didn’t realize it wasn’t about cereal until this morning.
I had to read the title several times before I understood that the article isn’t about Apple Jacks, the cereal.
Also I didn’t know Apple Jacks made juice profits, since when do they make juice?
No one ever pays me in juice 🥺
And what are prices-to-juice profits? Like how much they make per balanced breakfast?
It took me 24 hours, saw the headline yesterday morning and skipped over it. Didn’t realize it wasn’t about cereal until this morning.