• @[email protected]
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    1431 year ago

    Hard to feel sorry for anyone actively putting money in Tesla/Musk’s pocket @ this point

  • Echo Dot
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    821 year ago

    I still don’t get why people buy Tesla products. You know what they’re like now. What are you doing?

  • @[email protected]
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    731 year ago

    Why doesn’t a Tesla smell like a new car? Because it has an Elon musk. (From dad joke lemmy a couple days ago)

    • Konala Koala
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      11 year ago

      And you can also smell that musky smell on Twitter and decide to go to a Federated network instead like Mastodon.

    • TheMurphy
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      Ofc it wouldn’t. It’s very illegal, but Tesla knows this. They’re using it as a threat to control what the buyers should do.

      And also, you have rights in the EU. You can’t sue people as a multi mega corp for nothing.

      • Echo Dot
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        You can’t sue people for nothing in the US either. They have a few laws. - You’re allowed to try but it’ll get kicked out of court.

        It’s all bark and no bite, if anyone actually tried it they wouldn’t be able to do anything. As long as the price is paid off Tesla don’t own the vehicle so they have no rights over it.

        • @[email protected]
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          71 year ago

          Getting to the point where you get it kicked out of court will still cost you enough to ruin you financially though. So it’s a great deterrent.

        • @[email protected]
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          41 year ago

          So yeah, you can sue for anything. But even if you know you’d never win the lawsuit, you can tie the other person up in court and waste their time and money.

          • @[email protected]
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            11 year ago

            If you sue for too little, the case will get summary judgement, but that doesn’t really seem like a risk in this case unless there is a specific law that makes this clause unenforceable.

    • @[email protected]
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      131 year ago

      It’s legal if it’s in the sales contract. Usually there is a timeframe.

      You should look into Ferrari and their rules. They are even crazier than Tesla for things like this.

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        It’s legal if it’s in the sales contract.

        just because it’s in the contract does not mean it can actually be enforced - for example, we can sign a contact where you agree that I can kill you, but obviously I would still get locked up regardless of having the contract. In the country I live in what ferrari and tesla are doing would be unconstitutional (I checked) - which, I guess, might be why we don’t have any ferrari dealerships.

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          As long as the thing you promise to do (or refrain from doing) is something that you would otherwise have the legal right to do, it can be an enforceable contract term.

          In this case, the buyer promises to refrain from selling their car in the first year–something they otherwise would have a legal right to do.

          A contract for murder, on the other hand, would not be enforceable because there is no legal right to commit murder.

    • @[email protected]
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      11 year ago

      Is there a time clause? If so, preventing resale within a month or two could help more minimize scalping.

    • @[email protected]
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      I’m pretty sure that’s a RWD CyberTruck, which would explain a lot. That said, I fucking hate this car and Elon can suck it.

      Edit:

      Maybe it is AWD. Seems like the power is applied with more to rear than front.

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        71 year ago

        They come in 3 motor versions, 2 in the back, 1 in the front, so you might right about the uneven power distribution.

        • @[email protected]
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          161 year ago

          2 in the back, one in the front

          On an electric vehicle, I think we call that the shocker.

        • @[email protected]
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          11 year ago

          Most all wheel drive systems work like this I think. Audi Quattro for instance is 60/40 if I’m not mistaken.

    • PatFusty
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      41 year ago

      Imagine getting a RWD and treating it like an AWD because you are a dumbass

      • @[email protected]
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        201 year ago

        Imagine getting a RWD anything that has anything to do with Phoney Stark and treating it like an AWD because you are a dumbass

    • @[email protected]
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      31 year ago

      This guy needs snow tires. You should also put snow tires for this condition even if it’s AWD, right ? Maybe even chains for an off-road slope?

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        Yes, if you’re going off-road like that. Apparently these “trucks” also don’t have assist points to pull them from. Notice the straps are hooked to the front suspension or something.

        • @[email protected]
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          11 year ago

          They must have time down points otherwise you couldn’t tow them - and I believe they need to be towed for pretty much any repairs.

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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    after submitting a $122,135 order

    The buyer told us that he paid a $250 order fee on Friday and previously paid a $100 reservation fee.

    Tesla doesn’t have to refund those types of fees if a buyer cancels

    You have to pay $350 to get the privilege to fork over a hundred and twenty grand? My jaw literally dropped.

    • Poggervania
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      You forget we live in a society where we have bought tickets and raffles for the chance of being able to buy Air Jordans or Yeezys or w/e fuck shoe that did that.

      • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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        241 year ago

        Actually, I missed that. And I’d rather go back to unknowing it. Shoe shopping is a chore, not a prize.

        • @[email protected]
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          21 year ago

          I’ve been wearing the same two pairs of shoes for about 4 years now. I thought one pair was failing earlier in the year, but the glue repair held and I’ve continued to wear them.

        • @[email protected]
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          31 year ago

          Honestly Tesla culture reminds me of any brand of car fanboyism. The ones I got most familiar with was the supposed “hot rodders” that viewed a junked out piece of rust that’s sat in a field 20 years worth thousands of dollars to spend thousands of dollars to not drive it. Got sick of it as someone who’s first car was a 70s one and attempting to find parts and pieces was people telling a high schooler to just take it to a shop and spend more than I’ve spent on my current modern car+motorcycle because none of them actually bothered working on their shit before.

          Now I said that, there’s also the motorcycle culture, and we’re weird as fuck.

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        This feels a little more, I don’t know, direct than car culture mentality. Buying a Telsa, at least in past few years, feels like direct support to one person. I don’t see people with expensive sportscars and assume they think the CEO of the manufacturer is a hero. Telsa buyers probably don’t feel that way, but stuff like this leads me to believe they do.

  • Dr. Dabbles
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    Anybody buying one of these clown cars deserves all the bad that comes with it.

  • N-E-N
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    Are you able to return it if you dislike, or are you just fucked?

  • The Pantser
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    281 year ago

    The whole Tesla truck thing really reminds me of the DMC DeLorean fiasco. Is musk imitating John DeLorean? He’s falling about as fast. Both are silver and look weird.

      • The Pantser
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        Worst reboot ever, instead of randomly shutting off during crucial scenes it randomly takes over controls and runs over Red. “Crazy drunk AI”

    • @[email protected]
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      That’s what I was thinking. If Elon throws a lot of money at advertising he might sell some.

      • dinckel
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        331 year ago

        You have to be a colossal idiot to buy this car. You have to be an even bigger idiot to buy it from a scalper

        • @[email protected]
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          Sounds like the average Church of Elon Member to me (I’m pro EVs, but Elon/Tesla-Cultists are insufferable)

          • @[email protected]
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            141 year ago

            I’m all for idiots being scammed to buy this, and I’m all for scalpers being left with a bunch of these things that nobody wants. Every possible outcome is amazing.

      • @[email protected]
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        Who is scalping the worst truck ever made? Even the people who put a down payment down don’t want one.

        • dinckel
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          101 year ago

          Unfortunately there are enough lunatics who would buy this either as a joke, or because they see Musk as some prophet

  • @[email protected]
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    141 year ago

    Just throw this shit up on Rocket League and end the line already. I think I already have those wheels.

  • AutoTL;DRB
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    This is the best summary I could come up with:


    Tesla has revived a contract clause that says the electric carmaker could sue Cybertruck buyers for $50,000 or more if they resell during their first year of ownership.

    As we reported a month ago, the Cybertruck-only clause was added to the public version of Tesla’s Motor Vehicle Order Agreement Terms & Conditions and then deleted after the lawsuit threat attracted some attention.

    The clause says Cybertruck buyers must offer the car back to Tesla at a reduced price before any attempt to resell the vehicle within one year of delivery.

    "You agree that in the event you breach this provision, or Tesla has reasonable belief that you are about to breach this provision, Tesla may seek injunctive relief to prevent the transfer of title of the Vehicle or demand liquidated damages from you in the amount of $50,000 or the value received as consideration for the sale or transfer, whichever is greater.

    People who made early Cybertruck reservations received their invitations to order the limited-availability Foundation Series edition on Friday.

    As an Electrek article notes, it’s unclear whether the clause applies only to the Foundation Series version of the Cybertruck.


    The original article contains 545 words, the summary contains 190 words. Saved 65%. I’m a bot and I’m open source!

    • @[email protected]
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      So, offer the car back to Tesla at 1 cent under purchase price, then sell to whoever you like if they refuse to buy it…